Only One Of Us Is Getting Out Of This Alive

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 09/08/2017 at 23:18 • Filed to: Not a Lancia

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Apparently it is scorpion night in Oppo-land. There is one on my dang ceiling. Update: Just found another one under a chair I had to move to get to the first one. Update 2: They’re rekt. And a bunch of the ceiling texture came off too but whatever.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/08/2017 at 23:20

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Wow, that is interesting. You’re not in San Diego are you? Are they falling from the sky?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 09/08/2017 at 23:23

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No I’m in San Antonio, TX. We’re pretty used to them here but up on the ceiling is rare. Both your buddy and mine appear to be just common striped bark scorpions. Nothing to worry about really but still not fun to get stung by.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/08/2017 at 23:26

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I live by a reserve, i get some gross visitors but this type I’d rather not have in the house. Thank you.

Chariotoflove > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/08/2017 at 23:36

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Do let us know who wins.

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/08/2017 at 23:39

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* whispers “death stalker scorpion”.......(may or may not have banding on tail).......

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Die-Trying 09/08/2017 at 23:57

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Naw just a regular bark scorpion. He was a little lighter in color tho.

Die-Trying > Chariotoflove 09/08/2017 at 23:57

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feel like giving me 2:1 on the scorpion?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 09/08/2017 at 23:57

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Spoiler alert:I did. Updating now.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/08/2017 at 23:59

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hookay..... didnt know those fuckers could walk on ceilings

i thought having to check my boots for them whilst on holiday was bad... but this settles it... im staying in boring but safe holland till the waters take me

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/09/2017 at 00:00

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yeah, those death scorions are out of some foreign desert. but it SOUNDS good right, killing the “deathstalker” scorpion........

Chariotoflove > Die-Trying 09/09/2017 at 00:03

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I would, but my inside info says our guy pulled off the upset.

Chariotoflove > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/09/2017 at 00:04

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Hope they don’t have revenge-minded family.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/09/2017 at 01:26

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The critters have taken us by surprise during the gas shortage. I found mice in my apartment the other day. Caught and killed three last night. I still heard a few running around then, but tonight’s been quite so I think they got the message.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/09/2017 at 02:23

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You had two? Fuck that. I vacuumed, mopped, and looked under almost everything in the house. Doesn’t mean there’s not another though.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 09/09/2017 at 08:34

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We do what we can but there are so many here you’re gonna get them in the house now and then no matter how you clean and/or treat it.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/09/2017 at 08:36

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What you should have done...

https://www.fieldandfeast.com/cook-something/tasty-tasty-scorpions/